regrets on overshare: you simply have to love the cyber delay of an IM chat about your vagina
- insecure self-effacing me: i switched it to private because I was so embarrassed about this whole thing. I had made the mistake that a thousand girls had made.
- acerbic, brutal male: you believed that the guy would pull out?
- me: not the abortion, the overshare.
- me: HAHAHHA oh my god.