and then she ran to prayer group with excitement and panic

• Timid Evangelical 17 Year Old: Is there is anything I can say to make you change your mind?
• Me: Are you jewish?
• TE17: um, no
• Me: Find me a jew. Find me a jew to talk to by 1 pm today and I'll call this whole thing off. Do you have a jew on speed dial for this type of thing?
• TE17: I will pray for one.