Fact

I have twice as many chins as I had two weeks ago.

I promised the Moms that I would stop Googling things. And I will because the weight gain is always tied into the fact that this creature is popping out a new limb or some shit. Let’s just all hope that when I go back to not eating dairy and not working out I will shrink back down.

But let me tell you something my boobs are just massively awesome looking right now. Really plump and full. I’ll kinda miss these suckers.