Not afraid to be servicey!: Why the wait on that whole abortion thing?*

A couple people emailed me asking.

One woman accused me of prolonging this just so I could keep the blog going. LOL, people, mad LOLerskates. I have tons of other things about my vagina that I could blog about. I mean have you guys heard about my vagina? Wars have beem fought over it. Massive monuments in large city squares bear my vagina’s likeness. My vagina is considered so pure, so heavenly and ethereal orphans regulary eat off it.

But anyways back to the abortion.

So part of the decision has to do with money and work constraints but it mostly has to do with the fact that there’s a window that you have to hit just right. This is between the 5th and 6th week and then between 8th and 12th week. Let me bust some knowledge on you.

The Pill: Must wait 5 weeks

They (as in Planned Parenthood and three other clinics I called) will NOT give you the pill before the 5th week. The reasons for this are pretty vague, I assume it has a lot to with liabilty and the fact that its hard be proof postive that youre preggers without going 4 weeks without your mensies. These places will also not give you the pill after the 49th day from your last period. Which means if you find out on your 4th week you have to wait a week. If you find out 6th week that you’re pregnant you can do it. If its the 7th: no dice. I found out on the 5th and decided to not do the pill because there’s simply too much labor (heh) involved.

Surgical Abortion: 8th to 12th week

Jesus Christ people do you think they’re handing out abortions willy nilly?? They want to be able to get a full ultrasound on you before they give you the hose. So if you forgo the pill you have to wait until the 8th week. Then at PP they give you the ultrasound, a counseling session, a full check up, and then you get on the slab. At planned parenthood they only do abortions on weds and saturdays and they have no problem making you wait an extra two weeks for a slot to open up.

I’m getting this fucking nausea inducing creature out of my darling womb on the 9th week because I already have the time off scheduled .

**I’m reposting this because I originaly uploaded it on my mobile device and it looked like balls