Planned Parenthood, It's kind of like Baghdad

Je-zus.

Went into get confirmation of the fact that I’m pregnant as fuck (confirmed!)

And I wasn’t feeling alot of anxiety about the whole thing until I got there. That shit is on lock like a fucking Iraqi roadside check point. You have to turn in your phone, ipod, laptop, any electronic device. Bulletproof glass, crazy surly ARMED gaurd, bullet proof door that keeps you out of the waiting room. Once you walk into the waiting room a cool air blasts you and bossa nova starts playing. Surreal. I was tense the whole time i was there.

I also peed on my hand instead of the cup. That’s the 4th time that’s happened.

The doctor was shitty.