Recovery Room: The Deluge
I was cheerful and high. The recovery room was not at all how imagined. It was communal. Instead...
Sep 26th
Climax
The young, fresh-faced Ethopian doctor walked in, shook my hand and completely ignored my tears....
Sep 25th
My Pu55y is Magic. Watch.
Sep 24th
This is actually why I've always hated Ben...
Sep 24th
Seriously though, put the beer down for...
One of the reasons I didn’t drink is also because I wanted to avoid a scary miscarriage. I was...
Sep 23rd
For all you ladies who got some procedures scheduled this...
Sep 23rd
Why Avoid Alcohol? Baby Steps!
I’ve mentioned a couple times that only this weekend was I able to get my drink and my step on...
Sep 22nd
Panic at the disco
After the mandatory counseling session, came the screechy, wrinkly, yenta, morphine counselor: Dr....
Sep 22nd
Oh mah gawd. A wonderful woman from the free state of North...
Sep 19th
Shucks: Places, People! Curtain in 5!!
I keep trying to blog about the actual “procedure”. But I’m just getting too...
Sep 18th
Really? Fucking pull it together, brain!...
Not sure when this happened but the day after the abortion I woke up with a really nasty giant...
Sep 18th
micek:
holy shit, this is amazing. Are those the ghosts of...
Sep 18th
“Society does not need more children; but it does need more...”
— Garrett Hardin
— Garrett Hardin
Sep 18th
Mandatory Abortion Counseling, A Lesson...
So I’m on hour three. I can’t step outside because THERE IS A PRIEST ON THE HIS KNEES...
Sep 18th
BEST. PERIOD. EVER.
Sep 17th
“She’s gleefully blogging the countdown to her...”
— —Nerve.com Horrifying?...
— —Nerve.com Horrifying?...
Sep 17th
The Weight: Abortion Day Part Two!
I live in an “urban enclave.” I went to a public clinic. I have no idea why I was...
Sep 16th
“With humans it’s abortion, but with chickens...”
— George Carlin
— George Carlin
Sep 16th
you will find me under the sodden pile...
you guys, today was the emotional breakdown to end all breakdowns. seriously, this was some 16...
Sep 16th
Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. ...
Sep 16th
“Rational arguements generally don’t work on religious...”
— House.
— House.
Sep 15th
this made me laugh my ass off just now.
i googled...
Sep 15th
exceeding energy followed by crushing...
what the fuck is this? i keep getting all weepy and scrappy with people? hormone crash? Emotional...
Sep 15th
Let's get some cocktails and De-brief,...
Let’s go chunk by chunk. The night before, which I imagined would consist of a gin swilling...
Sep 15th
and then she ran to prayer group with...
Timid Evangelical 17 Year Old: Is there is anything I can say to make you change your mind?Me: Are you jewish?
TE17: um, no
Me: Find me a jew. Find me a jew to talk to by 1 pm today and I'll call this whole thing off. Do you have a jew on speed dial for this type of thing?
TE17: I will pray for one.
Sep 14th
Watch
kelly is brown morphine.
Sep 13th
Dear Morphined Out, Baby-Free Me:
Aww what up dog? Can you read this right now? Maybe you should have some one read it to you. This is...
Sep 13th
If only every weekend was abortion weekend. T minus sixteen...
Sep 12th
Watch
Carlin on the sanctity of life.
He is the only God i pray to.
“SAVE THE TUMORS”
Sep 12th
Watch
Doing the motherfuckin’ FINAL COUNTDOWN to evacuation of UNWANTED pregnancy.
Mother fucking!
...
Sep 12th
Moms is here. Feel much better already. She agreed that my...
Sep 12th
Wheeeeee!! less than 48 hours.
Sep 12th
WHY DID I JUST EAT A MOTHER FUCKING CUP CAKE????!?!!
Ughhhh...
Sep 11th
today. this is today.
Sep 11th
To The Men Who Put the Killer Kidney...
To the Testicle Laden Young Men — You are a supplicant. There are thousands of times when...
Sep 11th
Hey, it ain't no big thang
I got an email from a medical type who suggested that after they remove the embryo to ask to look at...
Sep 11th
Dear This Pregnancy,
I don’t know what I ever did to you, This Pregnancy, but you’ve picked the wrong woman. ...
Sep 10th
Fact
I have twice as many chins as I had two weeks ago. I promised the Moms that I would stop Googling...
Sep 9th
The A-Bomb
The air the I breathe seems to carry no oxygen in it, only a thick sludge. The first four hours of...
Sep 7th
Not afraid to be servicey!: Why the wait...
A couple people emailed me asking. One woman accused me of prolonging this just so I could keep the...
Sep 5th
Secrets of the "Clean Out My Ya-Ya"...
How rad are you guys? No seriously, shut up I’m being real right now. Y’all are just...
Sep 3rd
Alone on A-day
I moved across the country from all my family and friends about 6 months ago for work (mistake). The...
Sep 3rd
Ok! I couldn't help myself!
at the abortion clinicMiranda: Oh God, Carrie, is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want to leave?
Miranda: No, I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
Sep 1st